I would please like to review some statistics on what percentage of passengers who ever slid down the emergency chute, removed their shoes before doing so.
“The plane is on fire, honey! The plane is going to blow up!”
“Stop shrieking, woman, and take off your stilettos first.”
Excerpted from the chapter, Beyond the Safety Information Card. Aisle Be Damned. Rest assured, your flying experience will never be the same again!