By default, you will be sitting next to someone who goes by the single moniker, Shah. “Call me Shah.” Shah is an unfit bloke whose family comprises Mrs. Shah and three Shah children, Shah, Shah and Shah. Shah is a partner with his brother Shah, at Shah Brothers, an import-export business that is not seeing much traction on either inbound or outbound trades. Shah’s cup of woes overfloweth swifter than the Niagara in fast forward. Shah’s attempts at opening any conversation should be met by deafening sounds of silence….

Excerpted from the chapter, Awesome co-passenger conversations. Aisle Be Damned. Rest assured, your flying experience will never be the same again!